Darkwiz666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

...I could have went to school instead...

(ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE WATERMARK..."RTL IS A HOMO" or something among those lines...)

Horrid...the only good part was at the beginning, the only part where any talent with flash was ever shown...other than that, this was a waste of the people over to the left's waste of time...-_-

CoolDrMoney responds:

DA ONLI GOOD 1 WUZ DA FIRST DA RES SUCK DIK LOL

[Pico Gets Blammed]

...disappointing...(need moar cowbell...)

When you say "Pico gets Blammed"....BLAM HIM.
Don't suck up to NG or anything...just do it...not like they would care anyway.

Also, more robust animations are called for in this...faster, more action packed sequences are needed. (you know, running away with LOTS of foot movement, explosions, ect...)

Comick responds:

It would have been less of a surprise if my title gave away the true ending, you know? But I understand about the foot movement. The next one will be polished more, thanks.

[Happy Fun]

I dont believe you haven't done flash in a bit...

First, there was NO preloader...so thats 1 strike....
And 2...it GREATLY resembles one of the many spam videos that get submitted here everyday...if this was NOT spam, elaborate on your flashes story, add some audio of your own, and it will turn out more realistic...

Christicle responds:

Sorry if it seemed like spam. It was just a little movie I thought people would find funny.

[Conditions2: Consequences]

things that MUST change!

Get better voice actors OR change what/how they say things in the script...
It sounds like a lame B-Grade movie the way they are acting...

DJJ-asshole responds:

Ironic, some said the voice acting was the best part in the movie.

Anywho, the cheesy part is over. Next episode will be concentrated on action and Red's plans.

[Why wasn't this BLAMMED]

...I must say...

I DO have to give U some points for the ED audio in the background....but after that, U get 1...
Pointless as usual...

Heil responds:

U HELLO

[Halo: Orions Spartans I]

To the person below me...HE KNEW THAT ALREADY...!

Nice NEW and ORIGANAL STORY LINE!....good work! cant wait till the next one!

Enzer0 responds:

You owned that dude for me lol!

[The Halo Project]

oh, COME ON!

y'all could do WAY better than THIS! A lot of the animations looked like crap, only a few were even good (that first one hit it on the nose)
I liked the menu too.

adreniline7 responds:

Sorry we aren't all pro-artists . And the animation wasnt crap, the art was. Common Misconception for someone who hasn't submitted a flash before.

[Robocop level1]

I see l33t skillz...

...but a lot of people really don't care about crummy games with crummy sprites which only have 2 colors...we LIKE 3D people running around with over 1000 colors on them and sweet CG graphics.

HandsomeWarrior responds:

You say that but probably own a Gameboy Advance. What's so bad about the good ol' days?
Thanks for reviewing, dude!

[STICKr]

.......wtf?!

This is a dream...
I gave it a 10 in violence ONLY because o the large quantity of blood.
Every thing else, didnt even make SINCE!
whats the point?

Awedball responds:

its not really supposed to make SENSE.